Mr. Olympia Quality-Built.
“Get to the chopper.
Get to the treadmill.
MOVE YOUR LEGS.
Terminator Obsolete Model T12.80.
WW2 German Secret Super Tank.
On higher levels mode, it echos and screams exactly as a Lamborghini race show.
It’s like being 1 inch away watching Star War at IMAX theater.
Your heart will machine-gun out of your body.
You will poop in your pants. Promise. Guarantee.
I have never seen anything like it in my life.
But it scares the hell out of my wife and the neighbor’s cats.
I absolutely love it.
Super ridiculously pumping-iron thrilling awesome.
Like being chased by an Alien from Predator movie.
This will make you want to run even faster and stay on longer.
You’ll always have in mind after each unbelieveable workout:
“I’LL BE BACK!.” “F#CK you, A%#HOLE!”
Terminator Obsolete Model T12.80.
Back from the past. Will never die.
Starring YOU & family.
Mission: To kill all fat and laziness within the human body. At all cost.
Be discipline or be punished. At all cost.
Super High Quality
Extra Large Size (not small, medium or full/large frame)
I’ve always used manual mode (pick the speed I want).
I’ve never used incline and never jog/ran on it.
I’ve never used any of the special or extra features.
I’m a simple person and I’m too old.
Purchased several years ago brand new $2,299.00 at REI in Sacramento.
This is the closest machine you can get to a 24 Hours Fitness
commercial treadmill without paying $15,000 or more.
MP3 and Ipod plug-in.
Extremely clean. Extremely smooth.
Will easily last 50 years if you keep indoor
and use fast walking mode only.
Still has original stickers,
films, model and serial numbers.
Specifically for running hard and fast. Leather handle.
Incline level: 12 (most treadmills are 7-10 level)
Speed level: 12 (most treadmills are 7-10 level)
Weight limit: 350 pounds (most treadmills limit 200-250 lbs).
28 built-in personal trainer workouts.
3.0-horsepower Commercial Pro motor. 12 years motor warranty.
Supports iFit workout cards designed by personal trainers.
Graffix high-resolution display.
Degreased, oiled up, calibrated/adjusted, and wiped down.
Pet and smoke-free home.
In exceptional condition.
Always well taken care of.
Cosmetic 9/10 (a few scratches, fades, etc).
Fully functional and ready to PUMP YOU UP.
More pain, more gain. Tough time last not, tough people do.
Must pick up in a BIG truck, BIG van, or BIG SUV.
CANNOT help you load (I have a broken arm).
It’s super heavy (200 pounds treadmill).
Might have to take it apart to carry (5 minutes only).
Remember: the treadmill weights 200 pounds and is the size of a twin bed.
Just folding it up to store or folding it back down is not easy. Because it’s heavy.
If you’re a small or elderly person, you’ll get hurt. For sure.
Or just always leave it flat down instead of folding it up and down all the time.
Reminder: 99.99 percent of women will NOT want this weapon in their house.
It is LOUD, like a volcano or an atomic bomb. KABOOM. BE WARNED. The devil knocks at the door.
Men don’t care. We absolutely love it. We live for pain. Mountain upon mountain of pain.
We get on. Get thrown off. Then, we repeat. Again and again.
What will not flatten us, it will make us HARDER.
The Iron Donkey will definitely stomp the sh#t out of you. Again and again.
It is not a snowflake unicorn.
I am the real-life Iron Donkey.
My record will go down unknown and unwritten.
No humans can break this record. I am absolute certain of this.
Only the maker will greet me at the gates with a gold medal.
In 2012, I ran FULL, TOP MAXIMUM
speed on the stairmasters for 7 HOURS.
(Less than a year earlier, I was 80 lbs overweight and never worked out! Did this while working over 60 hours a week, too! There were many days I cried. Many days I was severely sick. Many days I injured myself. Many days I couldn’t get out of bed. Many days I fell asleep at the gym or in my car on the way home. But in the end, I did it. I hung in there. Never gave up. Had full and complete faith in myself.)
The machine shuts down at 1 hour and 40 minutes.
Then it restarts again. I took bathroom break only.
Drank over 1 gallon of water and couldn’t pee straight.
Everyone thought I was super crazy.
24 Hour Fitness, downtown Sacramento.
Nowadays, I’m an old man.
Using my mind instead of my might.
What is GREATER than steel, you cockroach?
Faith in one’s self. Total conviction in the outcomes.
All else is a dead-end. Waste of time, of life!
You’ll get the sh@t stomp out of you.
When you are strong, nothing goes wrong.
When you are not strong, everything goes wrong.
Tough time lasts not, only tough people.
Contact Mr. Tran at the listed number.
Call or text: (Nine. 1. 6) 8. o. Four. 3. 3. One. 3.